Question #1: 

“Super Bowl Sunday!!  Patriots-Giants rematch!   Who do you think deserves the win?”  Ron, Portland

JOHNJAY:   Well, Ron, that is a very important question and I’m glad you asked me that.  We all know how I feel about Tom Brady and how unbelievably attractive he is.  No one that talented and rich should be able to look that fantastic.  Eli on the other hand, Peyton's big brother, he just doesn’t strike me as a football player.  He looks too young, like a child trying to wear his dad’s jersey and pads, and no one that young and goofy lookin should win a Super Bowl.  In fact, I will go as far to say as he NEVER WILL.  So I would have to say hands down Tom Brady deserves the win.

Patriots win.  Sorry, New York.  I may not even watch the game I'm so sure.  There's a "Jerseylicious" marathon on the Style Network.

Question #2:

"So you're not even going to watch the Super Bowl?  I would have assumed you'd throw a big party at your house! -- "Carla, Tucson

JOHNJAY:  Hey, Carla.  No, no parties this year.  I was invited to a Super Bowl party on Sunday, but then they asked me to bring a covered dish, so I'm out.  Last year, I threw a party at my house, and someone showed up uninvited, didn't bring anything, drank a lot of booze, threw up in my laundry hamper, and stole a bunch of my CD's.  So thanks to Rich, no more parties.

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