ELI MANNING HOSTED New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning hosted "Saturday Night Live" this weekend. In one PSA-style skech, Eli tweaked big brother Peyton Manning touting his work with Little Brothers—the younger Manning teaches little boys how to wreak revenge on their attention-hogging older brothers, mostly by torturing them. Manning appeared in a number of sketches. Kirsten Wiig appeared as the smokin'-tanned mother Patricia Krentcil on Weekend Update.
Sacha Baron Cohen as "The Dictator" kidnapped "Hugo" director Martin Scorsese and brought him on Weekend Update to promote Cohen's new film.
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